Tonya’s Top Ten Reasons To Have Phone Sex
10. No STD’s or surprise pregnancies. Unless you have one hell of a phone connection!
9. No condoms. See above.
8. No police. Unless, you know, that’s your thing…
7. Physical reality is suspended! I can fist myself in the pussy and ass at the same time!
6. You don’t have to miss the game.
5. You don’t get in trouble for falling asleep when you’re done.
4. You can slap a girl on the ass. And she’ll LIKE it.
3. No worries about losing the handcuff key.
2. Every phone sex girl swallows. (Except maybe Alexandra. Hehehe.)
1. OMG it really IS ten inches long!
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