Bay City Blues

October 30, 2009

Gemini (5/21-6/21)

“Talking will get you anything you want today — your way with words is especially captivating right now, and you will have the perfect terms right on the tip of your tongue. Verbal communication has long been one of your strengths, and today even more so. So this is a wonderful time to meet new people, especially people you want to impress. Job interviews, first dates, or any other type of potentially monumental appointments are going to go well.”

Well hell, no wonder I’ve been so damn busy all day. Hehehe! Not that I’m complaining, mind you, just changing the batteries in my vibrator and thanking the Universe that I’ve been blessed by the stars…Phone sex with a cosmically verbal vixen anyone? ~grins~

Tonya

I love photographs that leave a little something to the imagination, don’t you? The curve of flesh, texture of fabric, muted glow of light…Nothing too revealing, just hinting of pleasures just below the surface…I love peeling off each piece, one by one, to expose the flushed and pulsing skin beneath…

It’s one of my favorite things about phone sex calls, getting to imagine myself in a variety of costumes or lingerie…The thrill of dressing to please and undressing to arouse…I love intricate descriptions that drive you wild with lust by the time I’m naked or nearly so…Hearing that ache in your voice as you reach for my body at last, ready to drown yourself inside me…

Mmmmm! Is it hot in here, or is just me? ~grins~

Your Phone Sex Courtesan,
Tonya

I just adore being taken from pleasure to pain and back again…Can’t you tell? *winks* These photos were taken at Deacon X Fetish Night a while back, but I just finally got copies of them. Don’t they make you want to do all sorts of wicked things to me just to put this look on my face? Mmmm I certainly hope so…

Your Phone Sex Courtesan,
Tonya
1-866-SEXY-832

Finally back in the land of internet and ungrateful kittens. Heh. I am so damn dependant on being able to get online regularly- I never really realized what a slave I am to technology. And uhhhh…Five whole days without phone sex? Really sucky. Seriously. I forget how used to regular multiple orgasms I am. Lol, but true. So anyway, I’m happily home and plan on being around as much as possible through the weekend to satisy all your (and my!) deviant cravings…

Tonya

Hey guys! Ok, so here’s the deal. I do have some privacy here to take calls, but very limited internet access. This means I can’t dispatch, so you’ll have to use click2call if you want to reach me. I can check email on my cell phone though, so if you want to arrange a specific time or have any other questions, email tonya@tonyajonemiller.com. If you order a call and there’s some kind of problem, I apologize in advance. I’m just trying to make myself as available as I can be. *smooch*

Tonya

Ok, well it’s more like a family reunion, but I’m trying to be optimistic here. Lol! My flight to Indianapolis (via Houston *sigh*) leaves at 6am tomorrow morning. Ugh. Nice routing, airlines. Fuckers. Going to spend as much time as possible interviewing relatives for my new theater project and am looking forward to introducing Howard to everyone. He’s not the only one with an insane family. *giggles*

Anyway, I won’t be back until Tuesday the 13th, and I seriously doubt I’ll be able to take any phone sex calls wherever it is we end up staying. I’ve been told internet access will be hard to come by- we’re seriously headed to the backwoods of Indiana- but check Twitter (or the Twitter feed on my blog sidebar) and FaceBook, as I’ll at least be able to update via cell phone. I hope.

Talk to you deviant darlings when I get home!

xoxoxoxo
Tonya

Easy to tell when I’ve touched a nerve. Heh. Let’s move along, shall we? I’ll use the classic boobies segue ploy…

WISH YOU WERE HERE! *grins*

Saturday night, I went to a party at The Conservatory, one of Portland’s nicest and most luxurious dungeons. I usually attend three or four fetish events a month, most of which require themed costumes or at least super sexy dressing up. This month, we were encouraged to wear corsets, so I chose a black stretch satin number with pink ribbon piping and bows. I paired it with a pleated pvc micromini school girl skirt and platform black patent leather mary janes. Extra naughty, with just a dash of innocence to contrast the sluttiness of it all. Hehehe! And geared to appeal to my favorite evil bastard, who promptly showed me what happens to dirty girls like me who play Bait the Sadist…

They get strapped to a doctor’s exam table, wrists shackled to ankles, with a spreader bar holding their knees wide open, exposed. They have to see the whole room watching them, lusting for them. They are forced to admit what horny, naughty, exhibitionists they are, and the words get written on them with a red sharpie. They get their nipples pinched and the insides of their thighs smacked. They get their cunt spanked by random implements picked up at home furnishing stores. (Seriously, who knew you could find so many S/m toys at Ikea?) They get one hand released, but only so they can fuck themselves with a big dildo while repeating over and over what naughty sluts they are. They must beg to cum. Loudly. And then when it’s over, they get cuddled and told what good girls they are. *grins*

Now, is it me, or does that scenario make for one hot fucking phone sex call? Heh! I find being on either the giving or receiving end of a little erotic embarassment can truly heighten a sexual experience, be it on the phone or in person. So what do you say? Up for a little nasty name-calling? I promise I won’t get offended… *wink*

Tonya

Usually, I just delete the bullshit comments and spam, but this one actually cracked me up a little so I’m publishing it here, word for word. It totally and completely proves my point, but we’ll get to that later…

A new comment on the post #2882 “what do you think” is waiting for your approval at http://baycityblues.com/archives/2882

Author : some one some where (IP: 97.123.166.182, 97-123-166-182.albq.qwest.net)
E-mail : yourretarded@yahoo.com
URL : http://n/m
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=97.123.166.182
Comment:
you are a sick fuck. i would NEVER work for a company that ‘tried me out’ Thats like a pimp fucking his hoes. you should pay them if your gonna do that. you should not make the girls ‘work for free’. your just a pervert looking to score with another pso. Jerk

LMFAO! Oh where do I begin?

First of all, is this supposed to piss me off and upset me? If so, it would be much more effective if I actually had respect for the person writing it. While you might find your anonymity comforting and clever, I find it cowardly and laughable. If you want to be taken seriously, try capitalization, punctuation, and correct spelling. Also, your is possessive as in “may I please suck YOUR cock?” You’re is the contraction of you are, as in “I hope YOU’RE going to fuck me hard!” Most. Annoying. Grammar error. Ever.

Second, it’s a blog. It exists so we can discuss ideas and opinions with our clientele, like the post you reference, dated all the way back in April. Do I think we should “audition” girls? Abso-fucking-lutely. Do we? No. Hell, I’m a theatre actor, and I have to audition (unpaid, I might add) for almost every job I get unless they know my body of work. A job interview is basically an audition, isn’t it? Girls who work with Bay City Blues are receiving our endorsement- we are telling our clients to call them- shouldn’t I know what I’m selling? Even so, Howard has NEVER asked an applicant to have free phone sex with him, and implying such is libelous. It would be ME who auditioned girls, if we were going to do that, and we decided against it.

Third, I adore how you say “just a pervert looking to score with another pso” as if that is such a reprehensible thing. Nice judgementalness. Really sexy. Same goes for “sick fuck” and “pimps and hoes,” though I’m pretty sure you meant pimps and ho’s, not pimps and garden implements. Gentlemen, don’t you all want to run out and phone this mystery lady from New Mexico? Doesn’t she sound like someone who is sex-positive, open-minded, and wants to cum hard on the phone with you? Don’t derisive, negative comments about other people and their sexuality turn you on? *smiling sweetly*

Comments like this one and phone sex operators with this kind of mindset prove my point. Bay City Blues isn’t for everyone. It’s fortunate that this person would never work here, because we would never inflict her on our clients. Isn’t it obvious? We only wish to work with articulate, intelligent, non-judgmental people who enjoy phone sex and respect themselves and their callers.

Whew. That was a mouthful, and not the kind I usually enjoy. Heh. However, in honor of Ms. New Mexico, I’ve decided it’s time for a phone sex special! Just call 1-866-739-9832 and ask for the “Sick Fuck” Special and I’ll give you 25 minutes for the price of 20. That’s all you have to do. I should be around most of the day, though I’ll be gone for a couple of hours around lunch. Can’t wait to talk to all you perverts! *wink*

Tonya

P.S. I still can’t get over the your/you’re thing. Makes me twitch every time. Don’t even get me started on there/their/they’re…

Hello, Darlings!

Just a quick note to say I’m running out for a few hours, but will be on by late afternoon/early evening (Pacific time) to satisfy all your deviant phone sex desires. I’ve been rather voracious lately I must admit, so prepare to have a bit of a nympho on the other end of the phone. I’m sure you won’t protest too much. Heh. In fact, just last night after an extremely naughty phone sex call, I got self-portrait happy with my 10-second timer in the Love Nest…

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Trust me when I say none of the others are fit to print. *winks* Oooh, and it looks like I may have actually found another woman on the face of the planet who agrees with me about my basic phone sex philosophies! Don’t want to jinx it, but if all goes well, you’ll see a brand new face around these parts soon, and she is quite a unique person. I’m feeling so positive about BCB now! Yay! *grins*

I’m off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of spankings…Hehehe! Catch you guys later!

xoxoxoxox
Tonya,
Your Aural Courtesan

Don’t you just love this little geisha outfit? One of my favorite things about all of the various monthly kink events that I attend is getting to dress up in all sorts of costumes…Naughty student, goth girl, sexy secretary, Grecian goddess, 1940’s femme fatale…I love putting together an entire look including hair, make-up, accessories, and of course shoes. I admit I like to make a show-stopping entrance. *grins* Plus it just helps me get into the party mood.

It’s the same thing with phone sex. Sometimes I feel like I’m asking too many questions, but details are so important. And every caller likes his or her phone sex a different way. Some prefer a roleplay where neither of us “breaks character.” Others just like to talk about what we’d do if we were together. Still others don’t want to speak at all and just want me to tell them an erotic story. It really helps me to get in the mood when I feel like I know how to please my caller, so I like to get the technical (?) stuff out of the way first. That way I can relax into the call and really enjoy myself. You see, the thing that turns me on most in this world is knowing I’m turning someone else on. Having that effect on a person is a unique, delicious feeling of sexiness and erotic power. Yum!

Sooo…How may I please you tonight? *smiles*

Tonya