Bay City Blues

Ok so I’m working on the website- moving it to new hosting, cleaning up links, etc. It’s going to be under construction for a few days while I figure everything out, because as we all know, I’m not exactly a super techie. Heh. But I am great at organizing and streamlining, and right now simplification is the name of the game.

Don’t worry, Bay City Blues phone sex isn’t going anywhere. It’s just that BCB is pretty much just me right now. Lol! Things change, people change, life changes…Technology happens, the economy sucks, the phone sex business itself is radically different than it was two years ago, five years ago…Howard is just too busy with the work he’s doing with his family to put in the kind of time BCB has demanded of him, and as for me…

I want to have blisteringly hot phone sex. I don’t want to manage a slew of faceless personnel, entertain wankers in a chat room (my real callers seem to prefer the privacy of IM), spend hours on SEO work, write phone sex! phone sex! phone sex! blog entries every day just to stay high on Google…It’s exhausting, and it detracts from my enjoyment of the phone sex itself, which is in my opinion, what makes me good at it- the fact that I truly LOVE it.

I believe that my time is best spent having a life so that I can share it with my callers, as opposed to living indefinitely online. Keeping up my blog is important to me, because it brings together all the different threads of my life- phone sex, theatre, acting, writing, performing, bdsm, and the kink community. Keeping up with my callers via email and instant message is also important, and I’ve missed having the time to do so.

So I’m just not going to do the other bullshit anymore. If independent girls find us and want us to bill for them, cool- we’ll work something out. But they’re going to have to be very special. They’re going to need to be self-motivated and have their own website and/or blog already. They’re going to have to demonstrate a truly sex-positive attitude and extensive knowledge.

And because people like that are few and far between, this means you may not always be able to use our services, for lack of available operators. I’m sorry. I understand if you choose another company with more girls, temporarily or permanently. Them’s the breaks. I can’t be everything to everyone, I can’t take calls 24 hours a day, and hell who doesn’t like a little variety? I’m not greedy, but I do need to be happy, so I’m willing to sacrifice a little money for peace of mind in knowing Bay City Blues is populated by only the best.

Whew. Didn’t intend to write so much, but there you have it. I think the Available Girls page is down, so I better go fix it. But feel free to call dispatch at 1-866-739-9832 if you’re feeling frisky. I have to take Buffy to the vet in a while, but other than that I’ll be around all day.

xoxoxox
Tonya

I am so pumped up Tonya and her show are in Winnipeg! Now you got to know there is no way I would miss that sexy girl, especially with her being here. The show was everything I already knew it would be. I would expect no less from BCB’s very own deviant. I wish everyone of you could have enjoyed the show as much as I did. Afterwards we went for drinks and had a blast. Way to go Tonya, we are so damn proud of you.

Of course you know I had to leave a comment on the CBC REVIEW for the cast hehehehe…

Inviting Desire!

Wow I went to the second show! I was blown away, it was everything and more than I could ever expect from a show. The story telling exquisite and mind moving. The questions frank and to the point. I know because it was like they were reading my mind. hummm maybe I am a deviant lol . There was not a dry eye in the house every where I looked people were laughing some to the point of falling off their chairs. I was very impressed, and curious for more I wish it would of been 1 1/2 hours or even two. I have no doubt they would of been able to fill it will material of equal excellence.

Hats off to the women of Inviting Desire! Excellent job, Looking forward to more of the same from you. Just wished it was longer. But then I am greedy for more good performances.

Something about me appeals to the sickest, most twisted perverts out there. And all I can say about that is, thank God! Heh. Seriously though, in a way I’m honored that guys who want to get off in extreme ways choose me.

People always ask me “what’s the craziest or most bizarre phone sex fantasy you’ve ever heard?” It’s a question that does what few can- it silences me. After all, what’s crazy or outrageous to one person is banal and trite to another. What seems perverse or demented to some can be experienced as transcendental and uplifting by others. Who am I to judge?

I am fond of saying that in the realm of fantasy, good and bad are what we make them. I truly believe it. I have come intensely during phone sex calls with topics ranging from sweet lovemaking to things I can’t even write about here. The subject is not as important as the connection between two like-minded people with the same basic goals (usually stellar mutual orgasms). What matters most to me is if my parter is getting aroused. Turning you on turns me on- I’ve come to realize that’s my biggest personal fetish.

So I’m taking this opportunity to invite you to free your imagination and dabble in the things you’ve always wondered about…Words like depraved, deviant, perverse- they exist to justify the fears of people without the courage and passion to explore and accept themselves. So I’m reclaiming them as positives. ~grin~

Howard can attest to the fact that when I come downstairs after a phone sex call and say something like, “oh man, was he sick and twisted,” it is almost always with a huge smile and the sheen of orgasm on my face.

Sooo…Calling all perverts!!! Pick up the phone and put a happy face on this naughty girl…

Love,
Tonya

i came back from my trip and had close to 1000 pieces of spam.

i want everyone to know that it is well worth it to be rid of those who are no longer here. now that i have spent a couple of weeks without them, and i see what a special place this is and will be, all the spam in the WORLD would not change my mind.

i will go without the calls and the minutes they got and i am THANKFUL that i am doing so. this place is a zillion times better and getting better each day.

those still here are PHENOMENAL women. those coming in are TERRIFIC people.

send me more spam. i will gladly pay that price and more.

bay city blues and the phone sex and the life experience that it will provide have improved by orders of magnitude in mere weeks. every DAY is better here.

send me more spam. it is worth it.

howard

phone sex is great here.

What is it about fishnet stockings and pantyhose that is so damn sexy? I swear, all I have to do is slip into some and I instantly feel more feminine. I’ve decided it is one of my missions in life to bring fishnets into everyday fashion usage. Lol! Seriously though, when I look at my photos, the ones I like best are often of me wearing fishnets. Apparently I have a fishnet fetish…

Now, how that translates to phone sex is still to be determined, but I thought I’d mention it. I suppose wearing sexy lingerie (specialty hosiery included) on a regular basis seems sort of frivolous, yet at the same time there is definitely something to be said for going out in public when you know you have naughty nothings on underneath your clothes…It puts me in a heightened state of arousal and awareness, looking for erotic aspects of the everyday and the mundane. But then again, I’m pretty much like that all the time. Heh.

Anyway, it’s Monday and I’m feeling frisky, so in honor of the Fishnet Revolution, I’m offering a temporary phone sex special. Call dispatch at 1-866-SEXY-832 and buy a 20 minute call with any delicious Bay City Blues phone sex babe, and I’ll make it 25 just because dammit we have some sizzling hot girls and you should talk to one of them! *smiles sweetly* One-girl calls only. One special per caller. Offer expires at midnight Thursday, May 7th, so don’t dawdle!

Your Aural Courtesan,
Tonya

so we have this neat website here and i’m remembering when i used to really really like doing phone sex. i’d sneak somewhere and call lynn (poor girl i used to annoy the hell out of her…anyway…)

so i’m thinking about this site and i go to well…what do i like…what do i want…

what’s hot?

well I used to think this was hot. but now it’s kind of not so hot. i mean the body in the pic is hot but somehow it’s lacking something…

so well what else is hot?

this one is pretty hot…and doesn’t carry any connotations other than i’m in favor of blonds who finger themselves…

see the point is that this whole thing can be hot without having to be a bunch of nonsense.

i asked something once before and i’m going to ask it again. though actually i don’t care much what the rest of the world thinks the answer is

should i audition girls who work here before putting them to work

all other place say no. it makes me a sleazy guy looking for freebies

well
fuck them
you’re a guy (or not…what do i know…)

do you want to talk to a girl that i KNOW can make someone cum?

or do you want to talk to a girl that i have no IDEA if she can make you cum?

fuck the retarded idea of not having phone sex with girls who work here. or who want to. how the hell else am i gonna know? i’m tired of it anyway. and none of them are going to be as hot as this one anyway….

call us

we rock

tell this girl what’s hot and watch what happens.

me

i’m watching this commercial

it’s for coca cola and it’s going on about how only two guys in the world know the formula and they each know part and so on

it’s cute

but i read the formula years ago.

i’m marlowe

i’m a snoop i can’t help it

i can tell you how they made it in 1909

i can tell you how they made it in 1935 (still the passover recipe with yellow cap)

i can tell you how they make it now. i can tell you they work with the only factory in the United States that is allowed to import coca leaves legally. they’re called the Stepan company. they decocanize the leaves before sending them to Coca Cola for the next step in the procedure. They DO get some real cocaine out of the process. They sell it to Mallinckrodt. Big pharma. I don’t know what they do with it. If you really care I’ll try to find out. Oh and Stepan is watched like a hawk by the DEA plus they are in New Jersey in the same town as the accountant, oddly enough. Same town Bay City Blues used to have a post office box in until we moved to rain country.

anyway i read the formula years ago in a book called ‘Big Secrets’ written by Poundstone.

he got it from several places but it’s known as the Merory recipe as it basically comes from Merory’s book. The book is called “Food Flavorings: Composition, Manufacture and Use.” It’s from 1968. but they haven’t changed much. A guy named Pendergrast wrote a book published in 2000 called “For God, Country and Coca-Cola” and he thinks it’s the same recipe. there’s other ones but this is right. stick with me i wouldn’t mislead you. besides even wikipedia has it for pete’s sake. i had it in city hall but that’s gone and none of you remember it anyway. and i don’t blame you.

it won’t help with phone sex (google bites. fuck google. phone sex google. blow me google. there. phone sex phone sex phone sex. i feel better now)

but you can impress a geek somewhere

if you wanna make coca cola or a clone nobody can tell the difference, thank poundstone, merory, pendergrast, pemberton (look him up). and now me. here you are:

Makes one U.S. gallon (3.8 L) of syrup. Yield (used to flavor carbonated water at 1 fl oz per bottle): 128 bottles, 6.5 fl oz (192 ml).

Mix 2,400 grams of sugar with just enough water to dissolve the sugar fully. High-fructose corn syrup may be substituted for half the sugar).

Add 37 grams of caramel, 3.1 grams of caffine, and 11 grams of phosphoric acid.

Extract the cocaine from 1.1 grams of coca leaf (Truxillo growth of coca preferred) with toluol;dry the cocaine extract. (This is the part you need DEA approval for. Good luck. And let me know what Mallinckrodt pays for cocaine.)

Soak the coca leaves and kola nuts (both finely powdered; 0.37 gram of kola nuts) in 22 grams of 20 percent alcohol. (See above. Continued good luck to you.)

California white wine fortified to 20 percent strength was used as the soaking solution circa 1909, but Coca-Cola may have switched to a simple water/alcohol mixture. (Almost definitely. Like it’s going to matter to you.)

After soaking, discard the coca and kola and add the liquid to the syrup.

Add 30 grams of lime juice (a former ingredient, evidently, that Coca-Cola now denies) or a substitute such as a water solution of citric acid and sodium citrate at lime-juice strength. (my guess is citric acid instead of lime. or the coca cola people lie. gasp!)

Mix together 0.88 gram of lemon oil, 0.47 gram of orange oil, 0.20 gram of cassia (Chinese cinnamon) oil. 0.07 gram of nutmeg oil, and, if desired, traces of coriander, lavender, and neroli oils, and add to 4.9 grams of 95 percent alcohol.

Shake.

Add 2.7 grams of water to the oil mixture and let stand for twenty-four hours at about 60 °F (15.5 °C). A cloudy layer will separate.

Take off the clear part of the liquid only and add the syrup.

Add 19 grams of glycerine (from vegetable source, not hog fat, so the drink can be sold to Jews and Muslims who observe their respective religion’s dietary restrictions) and 1.5 grams of vanilla extract.

Add water (treated with chlorine) to make 1 gallon of syrup.
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It’s really kind of easier just to buy it. Older recipes such as the one discussed in court in 1909, had sugar only as opposed to high fructose corn syrup. So does the “passover” recipe…which is probably available like uh NOW in certain places. though i am not going out looking for it in portland.

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it’s also time for an amendment from the bill of rights isn’t it?

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

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Without ones like this, we wouldn’t be America. we’d just be another place that sucks. which we’re close enough to as it is.

This means they can’t just come in because they don’t like you. And it means if they DO act like assholes, they can’t USE the stuff they stole from you. and that’s because our courts said so. and if you don’t understand all this, go fuckin’ learn about it. and DON’T LET GO OF YOUR FUCKIN’ RIGHTS. morons.

later

howard

Yes, my deviant darlings, I am still alive and well! My life has taken so many wonderful twists and turns over the past few months, and my only regret is that I have less time to invest in Bay City Blues. Now don’t fret…I am still taking (and loving!) calls, but I simply cannot be around as much as I used to be. My new bdsm interests take me out of the house to various workshops, classes, play parties, and other events quite frequently. In May, I begin rehearsals for the remount of Inviting Desire in preparation of our June run, which is a fundraiser for our Canadian tour. That’s right, we’re taking the show on the road! We’re doing three Fringe Festivals- Winnipeg, Calgary, and Edmonton. I’ll be unable to take phone sex calls during most of that time, as we’ll be camping and staying in people’s homes. I might spring for a motel room occasionally and will try to log in when I do have privacy, but I don’t envision being able to afford that often. So yes, you’ll have to do without me for 7 weeks starting mid-July, but I promise I’ll be back.

And until then, feel free to email or IM me to set up a call if you’re having trouble reaching me. I do so love the ring of my telephone and the way my pulse quickens when I hear your sexy voice whispering naughty things in my ear…

Tonya

17 spam comments. i deleted them all. except for one or two complete assholes, they’re all bots. and the other two are idiots.

Tonya’s at the Kink Fest but I think she’s coming back tonight.

Google is (are?) a bunch of morons. People spam them and bomb them and trick them and so they move up. Or you do NOTHING and move up. We moved from in the 950’s to in the 50’s because I UNLINKED everything and haven’t let ANYONE add ANYTHING. Idiotic. Worrying about google is like worrying about where the planets are and whether it’s going to rain in Oregon. retarded.

and btw, speaking as a trader, ANY outfit that tells you they are the world’s finest SEARCH ENGINE and then gives you fuckin’ WIKIPEDIA as one of the top 3 results for EVERYTHING? SELL SELL SELL.

I don’t know what we’re going to put up here from now on. Someone has a post they want me to look at so I will. But I don’t know if anyone besides Tonya and I will be able to post here. Well others are ABLE. I just don’t know that they’ll want to.

If you want great phone sex call us. If you want a bunch of moronic tags and links and anchor text and keyword counting I’m done. stupidest waste of time. go see…uh….other places. yeah that’s it. other. places. with. keywords. go keywords.

i should make it a game. guess what keywords these letters stand for:

tgps
dps
cps
psps (a fave)

and so on.

maybe i should make a twitter ps. then as a tasteful young lady i heard one day phrased it, you can “stick your phone deep in your crotch” and enjoy being twitted. or tweeted. or twittered. or whatever.

call Tonya. if you can’t find the link then don’t.

it’s like when girls apply here. they call. i say go fill out the application. ‘i can’t find it.’ ‘oh. then you failed. you are too stupid to work for us. bye.’

what do you guys want? you want complete made up fantasies? you want real people to talk to? you want some virtual high tech stuff? i ask but nobody will tell me. so we will do what we want.

you have any girls here you like? i don’t even know them all. so weird. when i started i knew everyone and all this shit about them. then a whole bunch turned out to be uh…whatevers…almost garment center level again.

and what’s with everyone filling out the application three and four and five times and telling me it doesn’t work? i go test it and it works fine. which means it’s some anti viral anti pop up piece of shit that bill gates or a crony of his decided you need. so don’t tell me the app doesn’t work pleeeeeeeeeeze. cause i don’t wanna hear it. go straighten out your computer and remember that once you bought it, bill gates doesn’t own it any longer.

ok i’ll come back later. i may give out some minutes. but if i get jerked around i’ll just bag it.

howard

Hello, my Deviant Darlings…

I hope 2009 has kicked off with a bang for all you sexy ladies and gentlemen! I’ve been very occupied with writing and rehearsing my next show, Inviting Desire. It’s a steamy ensemble performance piece all about women’s sexual fantasies. Gee, can’t imagine why they cast me…LMFAO!

Anyway, due to this play I have sex on the brain even more than usual, if you can believe that. I find I’m very much enjoying those wickedly taboo roleplays and nasty, kinky phone sex calls you dear perverts have been ingulding in with me. So keep them coming, nasty men! (Or should that be keep ME cumming? Heh.)

Love,
Tonya