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Lately, I’ve been feeling unusually romantic.  Something about the suggestion of Autumn just does this to me; there’s an electricity in the air suddenly–a brisk breeze makes my skin blush, and everyone starts covering up their summer tans with sexy sweaters and blue jeans.  And let’s not forget boots!  More clothing just means more fun undressing, if you ask me…

As my school semester revs up, I’ve more and more been wanting to wind down at the end of the long day with someone special.  Throw in a movie, pop up some popcorn, and slide under the covers next to a smart, sympathetic partner who I can talk and laugh with.  Now, of course I’m always up for getting fucked sideways–it’s the best de-stresser of all time, and if we make a marathon out of it I can put off doing my homework all night long!  But sometimes you just want a big spoon to your little spoon, you know?

So here are my five reasons why I make a seriously awesome phone sex girlfriend.  Pour yourself a glass of wine, give me a call, and let me make you feel as good as you deserve.

Five Reasons To Date Me:

1. 1. Because I will listen to you–really listen–without interrupting or judging or nagging.  I support people following their own paths, and while I offer great advice, I like it when a man does what he wants and just needs a little appreciation every now and then.  Happiness is really important to me.  I do what makes me happy, and I want to do what makes you happy too.

 

2. Because I believe in total honesty.  That means you get to ask me about whatever you want and I’m happy to tell you straight up.  Did I skip my lecture today to sleep in and masturbate?  I sure as hell did.  Which of the Ninja Turtles did I have the hots for growing up?  Raphael.  See?  That’s some seriously embarrassing honesty.

 

3. Because I spend a lot of time at home and can make myself available when you need me.  Don’t see me online?  Shoot me an email and we’ll get in touch!  I won’t leave you hanging.

 

4. Because I love love love giving head.  Sex is great and all, but when I feel close with someone I really enjoy taking the time to focus on slow, personalized and mind-bending orgasms.  I used to teach blow job classes, btw, so I know how to take direction and do it just how you like.  And, if you ask real nicely, I might tell you how I like to cum too.  Bringing me to orgasm that way will make me putty in your hands.

 

5. Because I may be cheaper than a real-life girlfriend or wife, but I don’t mind if you have one of those either.  As long as you remember to give me some affection here and there.  Free love, baby!  In fact, why not bring her along?

Your quality phone sex girlfriend,