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OK, so this is not the toy that I was going to start my sex toy reviews with, but I had such a lovely time with this little blue beauty this weekend that I just had to sing her praises. Yes, my penis is a “her”. Of course. Even her website says so! My pretty girl is a Vibrating Feeldoe ® Slim, in case you were wondering, but all the toys on this site are excellent and highly recommended.

The benefits of this toy, over others of similar make, are several. First, she’s medical grade platinum cured silicone. That means I can pop out her vibrator and throw her in a pot of boiling water to get her one hundred percent sterile after play. She can also be cleaned in the dishwasher, though I advise avoiding dish soap when you put your silicone, metal, and glass toys through as most detergents are not kind to the tender tissues of mucous membranes. As well as being easy to clean medical grade silicone does not appreciably degrade over time, so they last for life assuming your dog doesn’t eat them. This also means that they are not slowly decomposing and breaking down into toxic materials you or your lover could absorb through your skin and poison yourselves with, like some of the toys made “for novelty use only”, which never have to pass FDA standards and are often made out of the sex industry’s version of mystery meat. One thing to note: DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBE WITH SILICONE TOYS. The same chemicals which keep the lube all wonderfully viscous and liquid will turn your pretty toy into a puddly of goo. Then you will be sad.

Aside from the mere material of her construction one must marvel at the Feeldoe’s design. The bulb, or “pony”, end inserts into the vagina. This holds the vibrator in the “saddle” of the the device against the user’s clitoris while pointing the “horse” end out and up, like a natural cock, without need for a harness. Now, if you’re a very wet girl (like me) or plan to be using the toy VERY vigorously (like me) then a harness can help keep it in place and add some extra oomph to your thrusts, and most harnesses are compatible if you can remove their padded backplate. If you don’t have a harness, are OK with being just a little more gentle, or just don’t want to have to fuss with wiggling into the damned harness every time you want to have a cock, then just pop her in, clench your thighs, and ride that pony all night long. I imagine it is a very worthwhile investment for the ladies of Lesbos, but it can also add an extra intimate edge for those of us who like our boys to back it up now and then.

Speaking of boys, this toy can be used by you too! Ever wanted to have two cocks and be able to DP your girlfriend all by yourself? With this you can! The bulb can be inserted anally as well, and is long enough to still be usable, especially for a little rear entry action while your man meat knocks on her front door. And don’t be afraid to bend over and let her have her way with you! The prostate is a beautiful thing, men, and letting her at you with this slim and sexy stimulator is as close as you boys will get to knowing what it’s like for her when you’re giving her the deep dickings, and since the vibe is getting her off while she rides you like she stole you it’s the closest she’ll get to knowing what it’s like for you to tap that ass. Man up and take a walk on the wild side.

If you want a walk through the experience before taking the plunge, popping the freshness seal on a new orifice, and kissing your ass-cherry goodbye forever, then go ahead and ring me up for some phone sex ass play. I promise to be gentle… ;D

Miss Myriad
(866) SEXY-832

Oh, and if anybody wants to make me SUPER happy, I’ll take a red one of their new Feelbuck…So very hot!