Chloe, one of my girlfriends from school and I decided to hang out yesterday. I met her at the mall and we stopped in at Starbuck’s first. I had my favorite Iced Green Tea Latte. I think Chloe had a double espresso but honestly I don’t remember, I was too busy noticing how big her perky tits have gotten since senior year. Maybe they were always that big, it was hard to tell in her tight top, I only remember seeing them while showering in gym.
We browsed around for a few hours I didn’t see much I wanted. We made our way all the way back and just as I was heading for the doors Chloe grabbed my arm and tugged me close and whispered.
“Do you want to go to the sex store before we leave?”
She bit her bottom lip softly and giggled. I thought about how she told me on the phone she was stripping a lot these days. I wondered quietly how many sex items she had at home and if she remembered the way we fooled around on senior trip with one of the chaperone’s. .. but that is a story for another time ~wink~. We headed for the store- of course!
I found a really unique book while we were in there I just had to buy. It is called “Where’s Dildo? And 99 other mind stimulating puzzles.” by Nerve.com. It’s a really neat little puzzle book with all sorts of puzzles from sexdoku and word finds to trivia and of course-Where’s Dildo?
I thought in spirit of the presidential debate last night I’ll share a piece of a puzzle out of the book and encourage you, to get a copy for yourself and VOTE!
Trivia
The Oral Office
They’re larger then life, lionized on money and stamps and history textbook covers. But you know what? presidents were and are human, and humans like to fuck. If you doubt that, take this little quiz and see what you know about the libidos of our commanders-in-chief. And remember: this is just the stuff historians know about!!
1. In 2003 sixty year old Mimi Fahnestock confirmed that she’d had a seventeen month affair with which president while serving as a nineteen- year old White House Intern?
3. Which early twentieth-century president conducted several extramarital afairs, including a fourteen year relationship with Carrie Phillips, the wife of a friend of his, eventually fathering a child by her?
Hint: The first four letters of his last name would seem to describe the normal state of a penis.
4. What color was the dress Monica Lewinsky saved that was stained with president Clinton’s semen?
5. What president’s wife, asked by Barbera Walters in 1974 if her late husband had been a “ladies man,” tacitly acknowledged his many extramarital affairs by replaying, “oh, [he] was a people lover. And that certainly… did not exclude half the people in the world-woman.”
Hint: His last name is a synonym for the male sex organ.
7. What future president’s famous wife discovered in 1918 that her husband was having an affair with her secretary?
8. Which future president allegedly asked permission from the military in 1945 to divorce his then-wife and marry his irish-born chauffeur, who later claimed she had a long-running affair with him?
If you want the answers you’re gonna have to call me.. or wait until my new website is finished and I will post the answers 
Until then.. I’m waiting for you for hot phone sex- Hopefully with chloe!
~hearts~
Mandy
