Usually, I just delete the bullshit comments and spam, but this one actually cracked me up a little so I’m publishing it here, word for word. It totally and completely proves my point, but we’ll get to that later…
A new comment on the post #2882 “what do you think” is waiting for your approval at http://baycityblues.com/archives/2882
Author : some one some where (IP: 97.123.166.182, 97-123-166-182.albq.qwest.net)
E-mail : yourretarded@yahoo.com
URL : http://n/m
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=97.123.166.182
Comment:
you are a sick fuck. i would NEVER work for a company that ‘tried me out’ Thats like a pimp fucking his hoes. you should pay them if your gonna do that. you should not make the girls ‘work for free’. your just a pervert looking to score with another pso. Jerk
LMFAO! Oh where do I begin?
First of all, is this supposed to piss me off and upset me? If so, it would be much more effective if I actually had respect for the person writing it. While you might find your anonymity comforting and clever, I find it cowardly and laughable. If you want to be taken seriously, try capitalization, punctuation, and correct spelling. Also, your is possessive as in “may I please suck YOUR cock?” You’re is the contraction of you are, as in “I hope YOU’RE going to fuck me hard!” Most. Annoying. Grammar error. Ever.
Second, it’s a blog. It exists so we can discuss ideas and opinions with our clientele, like the post you reference, dated all the way back in April. Do I think we should “audition” girls? Abso-fucking-lutely. Do we? No. Hell, I’m a theatre actor, and I have to audition (unpaid, I might add) for almost every job I get unless they know my body of work. A job interview is basically an audition, isn’t it? Girls who work with Bay City Blues are receiving our endorsement- we are telling our clients to call them- shouldn’t I know what I’m selling? Even so, Howard has NEVER asked an applicant to have free phone sex with him, and implying such is libelous. It would be ME who auditioned girls, if we were going to do that, and we decided against it.
Third, I adore how you say “just a pervert looking to score with another pso” as if that is such a reprehensible thing. Nice judgementalness. Really sexy. Same goes for “sick fuck” and “pimps and hoes,” though I’m pretty sure you meant pimps and ho’s, not pimps and garden implements. Gentlemen, don’t you all want to run out and phone this mystery lady from New Mexico? Doesn’t she sound like someone who is sex-positive, open-minded, and wants to cum hard on the phone with you? Don’t derisive, negative comments about other people and their sexuality turn you on? *smiling sweetly*
Comments like this one and phone sex operators with this kind of mindset prove my point. Bay City Blues isn’t for everyone. It’s fortunate that this person would never work here, because we would never inflict her on our clients. Isn’t it obvious? We only wish to work with articulate, intelligent, non-judgmental people who enjoy phone sex and respect themselves and their callers.
Whew. That was a mouthful, and not the kind I usually enjoy. Heh. However, in honor of Ms. New Mexico, I’ve decided it’s time for a phone sex special! Just call 1-866-739-9832 and ask for the “Sick Fuck” Special and I’ll give you 25 minutes for the price of 20. That’s all you have to do. I should be around most of the day, though I’ll be gone for a couple of hours around lunch. Can’t wait to talk to all you perverts! *wink*
P.S. I still can’t get over the your/you’re thing. Makes me twitch every time. Don’t even get me started on there/their/they’re…
