Bay City Blues

Greetings, chaps and chapettes!

Nat here with yet another update on my ongoing erotic education…Honestly, why on Earth has someone not started the Academy of Kink yet? Lol. Actually, when I went searching, I ~did~ find the Kink Academy, which isn’t quite what I had in mind but looks fun nonetheless, no? Only I cannot for the life of me figure out where exactly it is located. *sigh* Ahh, upon further perusal of the website, it seems they’re located near Boston. Figures. Seems like Massachusetts breeds a special kind of pervert…

Which means I really ought to move there, doesn’t it? *dies laughing* I am getting rather bored with Vegas, which I know sounds impossible but it’s true. I’m not much of a gambler and I detest being more than an hour or so’s drive from the ocean. Anyway, I feel the stirrings of a road trip in my veins, so don’t be surprised if my next entry is from some random place. I hear from Tonya and Howard that Portland is a nice city, and I’ve always wanted to see Seattle, so maybe I’ll head Northwest.

Then again, I am hankering for a nice beach, so maybe I’ll visit my fuckbuddy who has a crash pad on Venice Beach. Hmmm, so many choices. Of course I could decide to go all out and run away to Hawaii. The thought has crossed my mind more than once…All those sexy surfer boys! Mmmm! Not to mention the exotic lovely ladies by which those islands seem overabundantly populated. A lass like myself could definitely start some trouble in the tropical sun!

And starting a commotion is what I’m about these days, whether it’s in real life or on a hot phone sex call. I’ve always got an itch to do something wild and kinky and unknown, so how about it? Let’s explore your nastiest, naughtiest fantasies and get our creative juices flowing!

Cheers,
Natalie

i love this poem.  it’s one of those i turn to when i need it.  also one of those i had to have memorized.

read it. call dispatch. tell the friendly or unfriendly dispatcher (depending on whom you get) the name of the poet and the name of the poem. then buy a 15 minute call. then i’ll make it magically turn into 20 minutes.

this one is a daytime one. i’ll stretch it a little. it ends today October 13 2008 at 8pm Eastern, which is 5pm Pacific. so no dawdling. and i’m not gonna keep giving out 20/15’s so take advantage while you can.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

ok quick special here for anyone who actually reads this.

this is for the east coast.  it’s good from now until 12:01 am Eastern Time tomorrow Monday October 13, 2008.  then it’s done and you have to watch for our next odd special.

if you call and buy a 15 minute call, i’ll make it 20 minutes IF AND ONLY IF THE FOLLOWING TWO CONDITIONS ARE MET:

1)  your billing zip code begins with 0, 1, 2, or 3.

2)  you ASK for the special, thus showing that you’ve actually read this.

go get ‘em, east coast people.

howard

ps sorry Canada but i’ll get you another time.

Hey Y’all! Can you believe it? Yep, it’s little ole me, back at Bay City Blues! Can you believe it has been over two years? So many things have happened in that time, it’s unreal. I guess the biggest news is I’ve been married and divorced, and I’m no longer a flight attendant. (Luckily, it looks like Melody has you covered in that department. Lol!) Crazy, huh? My ex was a cheating bastard, but at least I found out relatively early on, and the settlement pretty much makes up for it. *winks* As in, I don’t really ever have to work again unless I want to…

But when Georgia called me and asked if I was interested in doing phone sex again, I only had to think about it for about five seconds. The truth is, I really missed it and never would have stopped if the evil ex hadn’t given me an ultimatum. (Yeah, yeah, that should have been a sign, I know.) But I haven’t known what to do with myself lately, and I get bored easily. Her call was like a blessing from Heaven! Since I don’t have to worry about a regular job, I can do phone sex whenever I want and it’s all about the FUN! What could be better?

And so many sexy new faces here now! I recognize some old friends, like Sydney, Erika, Erin, Georgia, Natalie, and of course my gorgeous gal pal, Sky.  It’s just like old times!  Hehehe!  Not to mention all the naughty new hotties who probably aren’t even all that new, they’re just new to me.  Heck, when I was here, Howard and Tonya were still known as Charlie and Donna.  LOL!  Hmmm, what does that say about me?  I’m so old, I’m new again…ROFL!

Anyway, I’m happy to be back, and I can’t wait to reconnect with old friends and make some new ones while I’m at it.  How about it?  Want to be my welcome back call?  Let’s have some sizzling phone sex with a Southern twist!

Your Hot and Horny Honey,
Josie

UPDATE: Everything should be fixed now! (12:40pm PST)

Happy Saturday, hotties and honeys!

Just a quick note to say we’re having a few technical difficulties. The telecom system is back up and running properly, but the online billing is not. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A HOT PHONE SEX CALL TODAY, PLEASE CALL DISPATCH AT 1-866-739-9832. There is no additional fee for using dispatch versus click2call. Sorry for the inconvenience, and we’ll let you know when the online ordering has been fixed.

Thanks!
Tonya & Howard

Look at what we’ve got here…

I can’t say that there isn’t a better way to top off the summer then with a crisp and fresh new look. Kudos to Howard and Tonya for quite the style that makes Bay City Blues phone sex so much… different! I just know that this new site look is going to help us phone sex babes really show you guys how much we love to PLAY together and with YOU!

I  got up this morning and went to the home page. Brand spanking new and let me tell you, I was blown away! I love, love LOVE it! Every time I think we have done it all, Howard, phone sex site- keeping it fresh and changing all the time so that our customers do not have a chance to ever get bored. I am so proud of it, I could just cum ~hehehe~ oh yeah, did that already. So now you boys and girls have tons of blogs to check on, the one we put here and each BCB girl’s Personal Blog. I know you will love them! Don’t forget to check out my Personal Website and my Bay City Page too. Another great thing about Bay City Blues is all the Hot Girls we have to play with…

OMG, I can’t believe how cool this new Bay City Blues blog site is!   This is going to be so much fun! You’re going to get to know us even better! Thanks Howard and Tonya for the awesome change!

I’ve been pretty busy traveling this past week, but it’s been a blast! I was asked to go on vacation with one of my families that I babysit for and be their nanny. I didn’t mind because everything the kids got to do, I got to do. All I had to do was help take care of them and then give the parents a few nights out by themselves! We went to Disney World and stayed the entire week. Can you believe spending an entire week at the Disney World resort!?! I thought I was going to go a little stir crazy not being able to fool around, but the father of the kids I was helping with took good care of me! ~giggles~ I won’t tell if you won’t tell!

Call me for some naughty phone sex and let’s get down and dirty!

Hugs,
Bailey

Hi Everyone. We’ll probably be ironing out the bugs for a while, but Howard and I are very proud to debut the new and improved Bay City Blues phone sex website! It should be much easier to navigate, and we hope you’ll take a look around and let us know what you think. Feel free to comment here or email us with your feedback and suggestions!

Tonya

Let me be the first to say I LOVE the look of our new home.  Howard and Tonya did a fantastic job! My page is lookin really awesome and I can’t wait to poke around everyone’s new pages and see what’s new and hot. 

Of course I will be lurking around all night long for that sweaty phone sex call too *wink*  So cum and get me… or get me and cum..  ya know what I mean LOL

Erin