Posts Tagged ‘Sex Toys’
Phone Sex Toys

Gearing up for the Adult Entertainment Expo with Cindy, Tonya and Chaps this week. If you have never been to or even heard of this convention, you have completely missed out. Among other things, it is the largest sex toy show in the United States. Booth after booth of the latest greatest physical aids to helping you get off. Yummy! I am a big time fan of sex toys, the BDSM ones in particular. I look forward to this show every year to update my rather large erotic toy collection. You can never have too many toys.
This is the first time I will be attending in person. Previous years, my friends have had to go without me. To make up for it, they would call me from the show and walk from table to table, describing things they thought I would like while I sat at home in front of the computer. If something caught my interest, they would give me the vendor’s website so I could look it up. More than once, I had to get the toy once I saw the picture.
This year, I have been offering my clients the opportunity to go shopping with me during the convention. I didn’t want to be tied to the phone the entire trip. After all, when the Bay City Blues phone sex girls hit Vegas the town may never be the same afterwards. I wouldn’t want to miss a second of it. So I only offered two shopping sprees this time around. Matt and James will be joining me for sex toy shopping madness, complete with post purchase pictures. I can’t wait!
Speaking of toys, the latest addition to my collection is something I liked so much I just had to share it. Mr Smith (names have been changed not to protect the innocent but to leave the guilty free to cause more trouble) bought me a Solid Bit Pony Gag for the holiday. Completely delish! I tried it on in front of the mirror the night I first got it. I don’t think I have ever gotten butterflies in my stomach before by just putting on bondage gear, but I got them this time, huge butterflies doing some three dimensional version of the tango. I can’t wait to do the follow up call. My personal rule is that if you add something to my sex toy collection, I will use it on the next call I do with you after I receive it.
I’m sure there will be plenty of phone sex toy stories after the convention and other tales of wild adventure. You can wait for them to show up here on the Bay City Blues phone sex blog or you can call me, Gypsy, and get all the yummy details that got left out of print.
Gypsy
866-SEXY-832
DK’s Phone Sex Pad
So you come to Bay City Blues for the real girls, the real connection. You already know that we take your sexy calls in our own homes. But have you wondered what our beds look like? Well come in for a peek into the home of DK.

This is where I am when I am answering your emails and chatting online. Unless it gets steamy… then I retire to my bed.

I love the color green, it makes me feel peaceful and sexy at the same time. So I covered my bed in it. It is a California King size bed so there is plenty of room for rolling around while we talk *wink*.

I love to get off on my hot phone sex calls and you love to hear my real orgasms. These are the toys I regularly use to make myself cum on the phone with you. Have a special request? Just let me know what toy you would like me to use on our phone sex call.
I hope you have enjoyed this peek into the sexy home of DK. Up next – sexy shower pictures and naked cooking in my kitchen. I bet you can’t wait for those can you?
Your Kinky and Geeky Phone Sex Diva
~DK
1.866.SEXY.832
DK@DKJade.com
The Penis Gag (For Jim)


We have a regular Bay City Blues phone sex client who has been using the service for a number of years now. He likes to talk about a couple of different phonesex topics, but he always likes to include gags of some kind. Now you may be asking yourself, “how the fuck do you do a phone sex call when you have a gag in your mouth?” Actually, it’s not as odd as you might think. Try balling up your fist, sticking it as far into your mouth as you can get it, and saying a sentence. You might look and sound hilarious, but it’s actually fairly easy to distinguish at least half the words.
I personally am very fond of gags and blindfolds, and over the years, I have amassed quite a collection of BDSM toys, dildos, vibrators, and miscellaneous other naughty tools, including a number of gags…
bit gag (like a horse’s bridle) w/ leather straps
various lengths/widths of leather
silk scarves (can double as restraints)
leather tube mouth spreader
…But the one that had been eluding me was a quality penis gag of the not-attached-to-a-human variety. Too small, and what’s the point? Too big, and you have to be really careful you don’t choke or asphyxiate. (Explain that to the paramedics! Heh. That is, if you survive and if you can get the 911 operator to understand your address and send the ambulance in the first place…)
Then my sexy girlfriend who used to run a retail site and vend at kinky events decided to liquidate her back stock of pervy accessories at ridiculously cheap prices. I know Cindy got some lovely finished wood spreader bars made to use in conjunction with rope bondage- did you know she is quite a skilled rope Top? I really need to volunteer to be her practice bottom soon, but I digress…
Anyway there we were, like kids in the kinky candy store, when lo and behold what should catch my eye? The lovely penis gag pictured above! Well of course I had to buy it and post some pictures, just so everyone could see we real phone sex girls mean it when we say we love our jobs, our clients, and our naughty toys. Hope the pictures get you all amped up for your next penis gag phone sex fantasy, Jim!
Your Aural Courtesan,
Tonya
(866) SEXY-832
A Room of My Own

Things are moving and shaking in my world. Today I finally finished setting up my own home office, and I am very excited. I have a room of my own! In one corner is my craft desk, piled with paints and pens, beads and canvases, scraps of poetry and ideas for dirty stories. That’s where I pour out all the energy I build up through the course of my phone sex work and my services to my mate. All that primal libidinal force boils up and spills out onto paper through ink and paint and a fair amount of trial and error. In the other corner is my computer desk and work phone, where I can sign in to take delicious phone sex calls, write my blogs, chat with clients and prospective clients, and finally a nice soft niche for me to lounge in with a selection of sex toys at hand, for when you call me. You will call me, won’t you?
Miss Myriad
(866) SEXY-832
Boys and Toys

I date geeks. Not exclusively, mind you, but primarily. Many times in my life I have found myself competing for attention with a new gadget covered in sexy nobs and dials. Most days I like to think I have handled with with good grace, sometimes even enthusiasm, but there is one sore spot I would like to address: boys need to learn to love girl’s toys too. All too often I have seen even the most technophillic of men turn awkward and uncomfortable when the technology starts encroaching on the bedroom. This simply will not do.
Now, not all girls like sex toys, but most of us do. If you ask to see your lover’s toy collection and there’s more than two items in there, and they aren’t new or gag gifts from friends, then your lover wants you to use those toys on her (or him, not ALL of those are for me!). It is here where most men falter. Be not weak of heart! Grab that rabbit vibrator like it’s a brand new 2nd gen i-phone and you want to figure out ALL the new features, on your own, without a manual, and on your girlfriend. She will be thrilled. Approach erotic gadgetry with that same thrill you would approach any new technology. This isn’t a “dildo”, no, nothing so mundane. This is the Orgasmatic 5000! You are Stud Man! Your sworn mission to use your dizzying intellect and cutting edge technology to save the world, one orgasm at a time!
Some of you get a little cranky at the idea that your special lady friends might like their battery operated buddies more than your majestic meat monument. You are looking at this all backwards. Toys are items, tools, accessories. With a quick trip to the adult store you CAN be the super porn star with a 12′ dong who can fuck all comers until they fall over from erotic exhaustion. We have the technology! Never again feel inadequate because nature didn’t endow you with three giant, vibrating, gyrating cocks! Buy them! Own them! Master them! When you make love, and it’s just her and you in your naked splendor, then is the time to marvel at the perfection of the unadorned human form and how perfectly and blissfully your two bodies meld into one orgasmic whole! Tuesdays are for rolling her over, shoving a toy in every orifice you can reach, and making her cum like a shrieking monkey until something good comes on TV. Trust me, she will thank you, and you will get a lot more blowjobs.
Of course, one of the glorious things about being a
phone sex
operator is that it’s understood my fingers will be the ones doing the walking during our conversations, and most of my callers are more than thrilled to hear the gentle buzzing of battery operated bliss in the background. I have also been blessed with some wonderful, learned, patient, giving, and fantastically skilled lovers. All of this has encouraged me to accumulate a rather impressive collection of toys for use on myself and my lovers. The photo above is just what we take with us to parties! If anything above looks like something you’d like to hear a VERY personal review of, I’m more than happy to take them out for a spin upon request…
Miss Myriad
(866) SEXY-832




