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1. I did not lose my virginity until I was 22. But oh the dirty, sexy things I have done since then would bring a blush to the cheeks of a seasoned call girl. *wink*

2. I really appreciate it when a caller emails or IM’s me before he calls. I like to take the time to discuss what he wants so we can jump right in rather then use part of his phone sex call.

3. I am extreamly afraid of the dark when I know I cannot turn on a light. During a blackout in my college dorms I had a total panic attack.

4. I have a fish named Bi-Curious George. Named after the Wet Spots song of the same name.

5. I absolutly LOVE bad movies. The more horrible the dialoge or cheesier the special effects are the better! Some of my favorites are The Core, Howard the Duck, Blood of the Vampire and Frankenstein’s Island.

6. I have been lucky enough to experience triple penetration several (extremely enjoyable) times.

7. I am an excellent poker player. I play in tournaments regularly (and win!).

8. I have an obsession with knives. I love the sexual energy of them and the fear they can induce. The mixture of the two is an amazing feeling. If you missed my sexy knife erotica read it here.

9. Incorrect usage of your, you’re, they’re, there, and their irratate me on a level that is probably inappropiate.

10. I really do walk around the house in sexy lingerie. Feeling sexy is important to me and lingerie helps me do that.

-DK Jade
(866) SEXY-832