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I don’t know if you’ve met my friend Chaps yet or not, but just in case you haven’t let me tell you: That woman is a force of nature. I think all of us were just a little bit awed by her cougaring skills when we saw them unleashed in Vegas. I haven’t been able to stop wondering what it would be like to go on the prowl with Chaps, the two of us hunting big game together. I don’t know if the guys would be ready for that! I know that she could teach me a thing or two about the more subtle arts of seduction, and I am truly envious of the casual way with which she observes all the meat around her.

I can picture the two of us, dressed to kill without looking desperate, an aura of confidence and sex just pouring out of our eyes. Everyone in the room would be staring at our indifference as we sidle up to the bar, order drinks, and take in the place. Would you be the brave soul who’d come up and try to start a conversation with us then? Offering to buy us drinks to replace the ..already full glasses? Or would you be the silent type, sitting in the corner unobserved, watching for holes in our game while waiting for the perfect moment to pounce? Or would you be the one that we didn’t see, sitting nearby and quietly distracting the dangerous drunks or refilling water glasses without notice, happy merely to have this opportunity to serve?

I can assure you no matter what your fancy, Chaps and I could handle it and then some, surprising you as our devious creativity plays off of one another. And have I mentioned that we offer two-operator calls? Just think of the trouble the three of us could get into..

Cindy